I'm mostly here because I keep seeing cool things on tumblr that reblogged on other sites, so I came to look at them. Expect literature, lit jokes probably only found funny by me, art, intersectional feminism, significant amounts of nerdery, and adorable daleks. Also, I write a webcomic with my friend Telemain (http://wizardtelemain.tumblr.com/): you should definitely look it up at http://charilyprojects.com/
no matter what my opinions on henry iv part 2 are, the title will always sound to me as though shakespeare wrote a direct-to-vhs sequel
YOU THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD…
BUT THEY REBUILT HIM…
HARDER… STRONGER… FASTER… HOTTER…
COMING THIS 1598 TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU (IF YOU LIVE IN LONDON)…
HENRY IV PART 2: THIS TIME IT’S HOTSPURSONAL
I AM GIVING A FINAL RIGHT NOW (THE SHAKESPEARE FINAL NO LESS) AND I JUST HAD TO CHOKE BACK LAUGHTER
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
invading finland in winter
the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS
You could say the Russians were…
i bet they were russian to get outta there
This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were.
“I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had you.” I grinned down at her. “They’re my stripes. You’ll get stripes too when you grow up.”
She was overjoyed. “Really?”
I think she’s in her room now, pretending to be a tiger.
This is what we need to teach.